Margarita

There are numerous stories on how the Margarita originated. All we really know is it comes from Mexico in the 1940s and that you can get some really rough ones. Stay away from beach bars, tourist cafés, street sellers and anywhere else cheap. Go to a serious cocktail bar or make it yourself. Or just do yourself a favour; leave it for student holidays and hen parties.

Marrow Rum

I cobbled this recipe together from various sources many years ago. I have never got around to trying it, but it has to be done and you are the one. It possibly sounds quite lethal and I take no responsibility for your subsequent blindness if you choose so to do.

Martini de Buñuel

Surrealist film maker Luis Buñuel was a serious Martini aficionado. In the classic cocktail scene in ‘The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie’ we hear that “a classic cone-shaped glass is best” and that “a Dry Martini should be sipped like champagne.” Buñuel liked them very cold and he liked them very dry.

Michelada

This is a nauseating concoction, an abomination in a glass and a sin against Tepoztēcatl though many disagree. Just don’t tell the banditos. They may get personal.

Mint Julep

Mint Juleps are associated with the American South in general, the Kentucky Derby in particular. More than 120,000 have been sold over the two-day period. In his classic article, ‘The Kentucky Derby is Decadent and Depraved’, Hunter Thompson noted:
“By mid-afternoon they’ll be guzzling mint juleps with both hands and vomiting on each other between races.”

Mojito

One of the worlds most popular cocktails and, probably, one of the most abused. That’s a great shame as, in the right hands, it can be a fine beverage. If you can, use authentic Cuban sugar cane rum. For greater depth of flavour use a dark rum. Do not over muddle the mint, you don’t want a shredded salad at the bottom of the glass, and go easy on the sugar until you taste it.

Moscow Mule

In 1941 John Martin, owner of Smirnoff at the time, met Jack Morgan at Jack’s bar, The Cock n’ Bull, on Hollywood’s Sunset Strip, along with Russian immigrant Sophie Berezinsk,i who wanted to sell her father’s copper mugs. Jack made his own ginger beer. Right then and there the Moscow Mule, originally the Smirnoff Mule, was born.

Nathan Barley

Another creation by George at Bar Gros, inspired by the unexpected discovery of a locally-made English Barley Wine from the Rondadora brewery in the Spanish Pyrenees and what a discovery it was.

Negroni

Most bartenders default to be a red, sweet, Italian rosso. They should really try a Catalan vermut. This is a game changer. Catalans regularly drink it neat on the rocks. It is one of the most popular drinks, especially at Sunday lunchtime or as a general aperitif. It smells like a warm kitchen, not a visit to the dentist like the ubiquitous Martini & Rossi Vermouth which is never taken alone, and for good reason.

Octopus Carpaccio

A most elegant party dish, easy to prepare in advance.
You will need a large octopus, about 2/3 kg.
You may be able to get the fishmonger to clean it.
If not get out your sharpest knife.

Old Fashioned

The Old Fashioned cocktail first appeared in the late 19th century, when bartenders didn’t get so uptight with their drinks. It was named for its simplicity, being from a class of ‘old-fashioned cocktails.’ Long out of fashion, it had a renaissance in the late 2000s, sparked by an inexhaustible thirst for them by TV show Mad Men’s tough protagonist Don Draper.

Oysters

The best fresh oysters are like sex from the sea. It is akin to having coitus with a mermaid although given their anatomy it is unclear how this would be possible. Ever wondered how they procreate?

Patxaran Sour

Another classic, created by George Mulholland with Patxaran, a herbal liqueur made from sloe berries in El País Basco and Navarra. Politely put, it is an acquired taste and could be pretty rough until we discovered the delightful Patxaran Gaizka, family-made in small runs in the Basque region since 1831.

Penicillin

In essence, a sort of classy Whisky Sour, it was created by Sam Ross, at Milk & Honey, NYC, in the early 2000s. The game changer, beyond the honey, was to float a slug of smoky Islay whisky on the top, exuding peaty aromas before the drinker has even got their lips to the glass.

Pickleback

Sometimes, when you are introduced to a new drink, you wonder if someone was highly inebriated when they invented it or just drunk it by accident, while pissed, and decided it was a good idea at the time. Case in point is the Pickleback, not even a cocktail in the true sense, just two shots, one of whiskey, originally bourbon, now often Jameson’s, followed by a shot of pickle juice.

Pickled Eggs

Many a decent pub used to have an inviting jar of pickled eggs sitting on top of the public bar, a welcoming sight, though probably not advisable for a first date. Clearly though, if you’ve gone to that sort of a pub for one, you’re not that bothered and have no aspiration to snog anyone.

Pink Gin

It is questionable that you can even call this a cocktail, some insist that they should have at least 3 components, but it is a classic dating back to the Royal Navy in the 19th century when, oddly, Angostura was prescribed as a cure for sea sickness.

Pisco Sour

Pisco is a South American spirit, derived from the Quebranta, or a few other specified grapes, therefore technically a brandy. Chile and Peru, the sole source, both vigorously claim to be the originators, though the town of Pisco in Peru may offer us a clue.