Porn Star Martini

CGA’s Mixed Drinks Report for last year ranked it as the UK’s biggest selling cocktail yet again. There really is no accounting for taste. Revolution Bars alone sold 364,000 of them. That’s a lot of hen parties. Let’s hope they sell a lot of condoms too.

Queso Borracho

This was originally inspired by Jonathan Meades’ Rebarbe, ironically from his book ‘The Plagiarist in the Kitchen’. where he had, in turn, stolen it from Philippe Regourd.

Sazerac

Sazerac has its roots in 1850s New Orleans, home to Peychaud’s bitters. The original base was Sazerac de Forge et Fils, a cognac. However in the 1870s, when phylloxera struck French vineyards and it was in short supply, this was switched to local rye whiskey and it stuck although some bartenders have now reverted to cognac.

Scotch Eggs

There are so many stories on the origin of the scotch egg. It is often suggested, falsely, that they were invented by Royal grocers Fortnum & Mason. Whitby put in a bid. In ‘The Culinary Delights of Yorkshire’ by Peter Bone, he claims that they originated at William J Scott & Sons, covered, not in meat but in fish paste!

Sea Breeze

The Sea Breeze has, by now, certainly attained the status of retro, and may be close to being on the endangered list. However, in the heyday of Fred’s Club, in the 1980s, it was the drink of choice for hot summer afternoons or sweaty nights in the city.

Sidecar

If you fancy a cognac based cocktail, you cannot do much better than a Sidecar. It can be pretty dry so rimming the glass with a little sugar can take the edge off. The quantities given here, although maintaining the classic 2:1:1 ratio, are more than sufficient for the glass, allowing the excess to be served in a shot glass on the side, in other words, a Sidecar.

Slutty Mary

There is a long history of the use of olive or pickle brine in drinks. This came to a head in 2006 when the Pickleback was created at the Bushwick Country Club, NYC and it pandemically spread worldwide.

Stout Cuban

A fine stout is a good place to start, having the depth of the malt combined with bitter undertone, just calling for enlightenment. It can be both hearty yet refreshing. Guinness is an obvious choice but you can do better. There are a lot of fine craft stouts available in the UK. Just get a strong one and avoid the silly fruit flavours.

The Coach and Horses, Soho

Landlord Norman Balon once threw a customer out of The Coach & Horses for ordering a snakebite. “We don’t serve cocktails here. Get out!” he announced. Notorious as ‘London’s rudest landlord’, inscribed on matchbooks and writ large over the door, he had worked there for 63 years until his retirement in 2006, aged 79. Somebody once complained that his beer was flat. Norman poured it into a new glass, frothed it up with his fingers and gave it back.

The Eagle, Farringdon

Along came chef David Eyre who, unable to afford a restaurant, took on The Eagle pub, stuck a range and grill behind one end of the bar, coined the term ‘gastropub’, and got cooking. You ordered at the bar from the day’s menu chalked on the bar wall above. Food was just brought to you when ready. Great grub it was too. Large plates of British fare at its best for a most reasonable price. Crucially it was still a pub though.

The French House, Soho

Is it possible to describe the French House pub without reverting to ‘bohemian’ like everyone else? Bugger, too late. To catalogue all the famous and the infamous who ever took wine in there would take a small volume in itself. Just assume that all the good, bad and ugly luminaries who have ever alighted in Soho in the last 100 years have dropped by for a glass or three and be done with it. Notably they are treated with the same friendly indifference by the regulars as anyone else.